they’re gon bust in through the ceiling ‘brazil style’ any minute! :bounce_fl

TBH even if Mr Salmond and the people of Scotland do choose to go independent, and thus would actually have their own Border Agency I can’t see how a 30 something person who likes cats and takes lots of amfetamine would not be accepted for citizenship without question.

How else would they herd the wildcats and stop them fighting the haggises? if they didn’t do this the battle would escalate and eventually all of Scotland would be fighting one another in one place, and due to haggises having lop sided legs this would unbalance the country and cause it to tip over into the North Sea.

Were it not for the weather I’d be tempted get on the damned boat myself and claim political asylum. Alternatively I could come over for summer as a illegal immigrant, and then hand myself in to border control when it gets cold to be deported back to England. with EU human rights I would be still entitled to visit the shops before being deported, and could stock up on Scotch Whisky and electronic components thus boosting Scotlands trade in the private sector as well as keeping the public sector in work. Repeated every year surely that must add up to a fair few euros worth of business :laugh_at:

what? No way? WHy???

Mate, I think you need to read your posts at the weekend when you are on it (amphet wise) as this seems to be when you post propper paranoid stuff …. Just an observation

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Cant find my cat, shes shes been stolen :(( xx

Hope she comes back and has just been on a wander, I can totally empathise (I walked all around where I love when my little Jasper went off for a wander…. thankfully he came back after around 5 more hours looking smug!)