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  • #1236963
    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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      “He makes you a sweater out of his tears….and you kill him.”
      ~Mr. Krabs

      #1237101
      The Psyentist
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        “It’s bonkin’ time fans”
        Berk- TheTrapDoor

        #1237102
        The Psyentist
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          “You EEEeediot!!!”
          Ren- Ren and Stimpy

          #1237070
          MC G-Tek
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            @Izbeckistan 496305 wrote:

            Lmao…my nan HATES south park (as most the elderly despise any sort of dark humour and crass) one day I watched the south park movie in front of her and she laughed her god damned head of !
            She especially liked the portral of Sudam Hasain.
            On the surface south park is offensive and silly but after you watch quite a bit of it you realize that they just hold a mirror up to society with the voice of reason (usually kyle and stan) I think there is an element of benevolence to that.

            The fact that there’s an underlying moral element to it is a very clever move and when you hear the words ‘but, you know, I’ve learned something today’, what follows is always a really insightful summarisation and hits the nail on the head every time. Cool that your Nan liked it too in the end, once u get into it, it’s brilliant!

            #1236771
            General Lighting
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              vandaag heb ik deze tweet gevonden / I found this tweet today

              Ik haat het als ik miauw naar een kat en hij miauwt niet terug. Hoe onbeleefd!

              I hate it when I meow to a cat and he does not meow back. How rude!

              #1237058
              Izbeckistan
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                My mate today ‘If you want to avoid piles, push your stomach instead of your arsehole when you take a poo” – most insightful.

                #1236964
                Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                  @Izbeckistan 496510 wrote:

                  My mate today ‘If you want to avoid piles, push your stomach instead of your arsehole when you take a poo” – most insightful.

                  Lol

                  #1237059
                  Izbeckistan
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                    not that I have piles or anything…

                    #1237071
                    MC G-Tek
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                      You can kill an otter in a second – just kick its face off!

                      #1236791
                      sinner69
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                        ‘You’re not bad influence because you are a drug dealer, you’re bad influence because you are a bad drug dealer’

                        some kid from ‘Weed’

                        #1237072
                        MC G-Tek
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                          @MC G-Tek 496553 wrote:

                          You can kill an otter in a second – just kick its face off!

                          Just in case anyone’s unsure where this quote comes from:

                          #1236867
                          wickle
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                            There’s nout fishy bout that…

                            #1237073
                            MC G-Tek
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                              @WickLeWood 503937 wrote:

                              There’s nout fishy bout that…

                              I’m assuming that you mean the above clip, if so, it’s from a show called Brass Eye. If you’ve never seen it, it’s a spoof documentary show that makes up fake causes and gets celebrities to endorse them and talk utter bollocks about a subject for which they’ve done no research whatsoever. Check it out if you get the chance man, especially the drugs episode, fucking hilarious!

                              #1237103
                              The Psyentist
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                                Brass eye is funny as fuck. Don’t eat CAKE!

                                #1237104
                                The Psyentist
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                                  The paedophile one is ROFL hilarious too. Might not have the wording quite right but “this paedophile has been stalking children in Sheffield disguised as a bungalow, he must be stopped’ and ‘if you show a paedophile an image of a child he will reach out and try to molest the child’

                                  #1237074
                                  MC G-Tek
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                                    @The Psyientist 504029 wrote:

                                    The paedophile one is ROFL hilarious too. Might not have the wording quite right but “this paedophile has been stalking children in Sheffield disguised as a bungalow, he must be stopped’ and ‘if you show a paedophile an image of a child he will reach out and try to molest the child’

                                    Ha ha, Brass Eye’s great man, think you got it pretty much word for word, except for the fact it’s a school he disguises himself as, but funny-ass show none the less dude. The good AIDS/bad AIDS sketch is fucking genius too!

                                    #1237106
                                    The Psyentist
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                                      Think I’m gonna go out and buy the series tomorrow now lol

                                      #1237075
                                      MC G-Tek
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                                        @The Psyientist 504032 wrote:

                                        Think I’m gonna go out and buy the series tomorrow now lol

                                        Already got it mate, and The Day Today too (if you ain’t seen that, get it as well man, it’s a news show version of Brass Eye, and also features the very first TV appearances by Alan Partridge)

                                        #1236965
                                        Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                          Take a breeva? Take a breeva….

                                          -lethal bizzle

                                          #1236966
                                          Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                            “Life is a dream come true.”
                                            ~Tom Penny

                                            #1237031
                                            barrettone
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                                              “Fairy tales are nice.” – Syd Barrett.

                                              #1236968
                                              Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                                @barrettone 504078 wrote:

                                                Fairy tales are nice.

                                                But there brains are much more nutritious

                                                #1237107
                                                The Psyentist
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                                                  You bring some beef, you lose some teeth.
                                                  POW! You better know about me.

                                                  Lethal Bizzle

                                                  #1237112
                                                  MR207
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                                                    “There are no ordinary moments”

                                                    #1237076
                                                    MC G-Tek
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                                                      @MR207 504100 wrote:

                                                      “There are no ordinary moments”

                                                      No, just the cheese flavoured ones!

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