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    MissWannaRollHard
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      Ok we have all been there and done that but what is the grossest thing u have put your hand in without realizing it was too late!!!!!!

      #1273590
      MR207
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        a KNIFE:crazy_fre

        #1273584
        know_hope
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          a cow?

          #1273585
          Pat McDonald
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            A band saw – I was very fortunate, just lost the thumbnail.

            Cleaning the cum stains off the Occupy sofas was a bit of a chore, but at least there was soap and water available for that job.

            #1273586
            Izbeckistan
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              Poop. Lots of times.

              #1273587
              Izbeckistan
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                I just remembered my mates bedsit. Jay and I would crash there sometimes after a heavy night.
                Whats this blue cardboard doing in your bed? Nope its pillow case :s

                #1273588
                The Psyentist
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                  No story springs to mind with regards to putting my hand somewhere it shouldn’t have gone, well they dropped the case due to lack of evidence so….

                  #1273589
                  The Psyentist
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                    I used to support a guy with learning difficulties who’d shit in the bath. This particular movement was too soft to handle but too hard to just go down the plug so I cranked the pressure up on the shower in hopes of disintegrating it.

                    In hindsight I should have worn eye protection as the sensation of somebody else’s shit particles ricocheting of my eyeballs isn’t something I’ll forget in a hurry.

                    #1273582
                    thelog
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                      I picked up my bike to go across the bridge at hove station, it was a wet rainy and dark winters day, I must have ran over some dog shit somewhere along the way cos as I saw my hand under the lights of the bridge I was like “this isn’t mud” I nearly screamed, I remember going from puddle to puddle washing my hand until I reached the public toilets, but still I felt dirty 🙁

                      Arrg it was just nasty.

                      #1273583
                      thelog
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                        @The Psyentist 547635 wrote:

                        I used to support a guy with learning difficulties who’d shit in the bath. This particular movement was too soft to handle but too hard to just go down the plug so I cranked the pressure up on the shower in hopes of disintegrating it.

                        In hindsight I should have worn eye protection as the sensation of somebody else’s shit particles ricocheting of my eyeballs isn’t something I’ll forget in a hurry.

                        You got fragged!!

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