This was written by a friend of mine and I came across it on his MySpace blog. LMAO, basic…
Those of you who know me, know that I get a bit silly when I’m pissed. Not only that but I seem to love embarrassing myself heres a top 10 of my most embarrassing drunken antics.
1. Posting a letter to a next door neighbor telling her how fit I thought she was. I even put a little description of myself on the bottom so she would definately know who I was…
2. Telling a Random girl that it’s not gonna suck itself which actually got me a girlfriend.
3. Deciding that my mate’s blatantly want to see me naked although thankfully I’ve grown out of this one…
4. Declaring to a room full of people the exact sexual activities I’d like to engage in with my mate’s new girlfriend whilst they are both in the room…
5. Coming on to one of my mum’s friends.
6. Managed to get the wrong hole when I had a drunken shag with a girl. She turned lesbian a week later.
7. Getting chatted up by 3 trans sexuals and not realizing they were men.
8. Wearing a candy jockstrap and forcing random strangers to take a bite.
9. Went out clubbing with a girl I really fancy, referred to her as “Poontang” about half an hour in. That killed my chances somewhat.
10. And finally, going to a party with some mates I wanted to impress, downed a litre of vodka, and spent the rest of the night in a pool of my own vomit, the next thing I know I’m waking up in a bedroom with a sign saying “Please Arse rape Me” obviously I made an impression…
There you go, you’ve been told, now don’t let me catch any of you doing these things.
You have been warned…
