Dreadlocks

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December 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm #1048465
1984
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Your at a party, perhaps in the pub, you’v had a few. Someone walks in with a mighty fine set of locks, flowing like a lions main. Things not to do at this point include:
- Shout “hey rasta man” (this is clearly impossible as I am white)
- Ask if they are real
- Ask ‘how you make dreadlocks?’ (you will almost certainly be the 50th person ask that evening)
- Ask ‘how old they are?’
- Grab/stroke/touch said dreadlocks (touching peoples hair without permission is just fucking rude)
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December 8, 2009 at 4:16 pm #1221278
p0ly
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am i a bad person if i ask everyone with dreadlocks these questions?
December 8, 2009 at 4:16 pm #1221288
joshd96320
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ill go with

– Say oioiiii
December 8, 2009 at 4:16 pm #1221292
Buzz
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haha
December 8, 2009 at 4:17 pm #1221294
1984
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@p0ly 365494 wrote:

am i a bad person if i ask everyone with dreadlocks these questions?

well you will probably go to hell, sure its mentioned somewhere in the Good Book.
December 8, 2009 at 4:17 pm #1221295
1984
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@joshd96320 365495 wrote:

ill go with

– Say oioiiii

:you_crazy:laugh_at:
December 8, 2009 at 4:25 pm #1221279
p0ly
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@1984 365497 wrote:

well you will probably go to hell, sure its mentioned somewhere in the Good Book.

natty dreadlocks go to heaven?
December 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm #1221296
1984
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@p0ly 365502 wrote:

natty dreadlocks go to heaven?

there’s no conclusive evidence but I do like to think my locks will be the sail that lifts me towards the stars yes.
December 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm #1221280
p0ly
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if i get a hat with dreads attached do you think it could get me into heaven?
December 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm #1221297
1984
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@p0ly 365510 wrote:

if i get a hat with dreads attached do you think it could get me into heaven?

its worth a go. you could scalp someone at a party and wear their flesh like a wig that would work.
December 8, 2009 at 4:51 pm #1221281
p0ly
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well i suppose that is possible, but what if i scalp you?
December 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm #1221298
1984
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@p0ly 365513 wrote:

well i suppose that is possible, but what if i scalp you?

That doesn’t really seem kind tbh with you. Cant you scalp someone evil? Hitler or sumfink
December 8, 2009 at 5:00 pm #1221282
p0ly
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well i may see you at a party and think you’re evil!!
December 8, 2009 at 5:02 pm #1221299
1984
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@p0ly 365516 wrote:

well i may see you at a party and think you’re evil!!

well that’s fair enough then.
December 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm #1221289
joshd96320
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hitler with dreads..
December 8, 2009 at 5:11 pm #1221283
p0ly
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dreaded mostache
December 8, 2009 at 5:37 pm #1221287
barnzy001
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dreadlocks are well cool i seriously thought a couple of times about growing them the only problem is the inbetween stage of messy white man afro lol never know i might get round to it but tbh i got more chance of beard locks as at the mo my beard is longer than my hair
December 9, 2009 at 2:31 am #1221275
General Lighting
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there are three threads entitled “hash / crash / dreadlocks ” and they look like titles to episodes of the Young Ones :laugh_at:
December 9, 2009 at 10:33 am #1221284
AGENT 15
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Would surreptitiously following you around said pub/party with a set of scissors/shears or strimmer to hack at your main ,to add them to my dead dread collection be considered bad form ?

Yours Hopefully Agent 15
December 9, 2009 at 10:34 am #1221300
1984
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@AGENT 15 365602 wrote:

Would surreptitiously following you around said pub/party with a set of scissors/shears or strimmer to hack at your main ,to add them to my dead dread collection be considered bad form ?

Yours Hopefully Agent 15

a tad rude I have to say, locks do have nerve endings too despite what people say
December 9, 2009 at 10:39 am #1221285
AGENT 15
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He he he

You have decided to hang on tho them then ?
December 9, 2009 at 10:41 am #1221301
1984
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@AGENT 15 365605 wrote:

He he he

You have decided to hang on tho them then ?

yeah man, dont know what was going on in my head that day!
December 9, 2009 at 10:56 am #1221286
AGENT 15
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Don’t tell any one but, I suffer from hair envy ! It just wont grow quick enough (breaks down and cries )
December 9, 2009 at 11:02 am #1221302
1984
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@AGENT 15 365610 wrote:

Don’t tell any one but, I suffer from hair envy ! It just wont grow quick enough (breaks down and cries )

you do need to commit to shit hair for a long time. I started them when my hair was really short so it looked crap for years :weee:
December 9, 2009 at 12:44 pm #1221276
DaftFader
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@AGENT 15 365610 wrote:

Don’t tell any one but, I suffer from hair envy ! It just wont grow quick enough (breaks down and cries )

u have hair envy!!!??? have u seen mine???? 😥
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