crabs live good lifes, better than most. ever since i was a child i dreamt of being reincarnated as a crab but as my life progressed i realised this probably wasn’t going to happen so i kind of gave up the crab dream but have felt unforfilled since. i then saw the lizard man and cat person and then realised what i would do.
The surgery to turn me into a crab will take place December 10th, finally then i will be at peace with myself.