ill fuckin BATBAT that astereiod right OOT The fuckiinnn Windae!!

@DaftFader 515646 wrote:

According to NASA that asteroid thing was an internet hoax!

That probably means we’re all fucked but the government cba with the widespread panic

@The Psyentist 515648 wrote:

That probably means we’re all fucked but the government cba with the widespread panic

From the nasa.gov website …

Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?

A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.

“There apparently is a great deal of interest in celestial bodies, and their locations and trajectories at the end of the calendar year 2012. Now, I for one love a good book or movie as much as the next guy. But the stuff flying around through cyberspace, TV and the movies is not based on science. There is even a fake NASA news release out there…”
– Don Yeomans, NASA senior research scientist

@NN~Gazatryptamine 515649 wrote:

According to the daily mail that asteroid would give you cancer.

According to the daily mail if Bruce Willis did go Armageddon on the asteroid it would be futile as on re-entry he’d burn up and become radioactive cosmic dust infecting 26% of the world’s human population with a highly contagious mutating pancreatic alien cancer

@Deezl 515655 wrote:

Sounds legit

It’s the daily mail. It’s the most trustworthy of trustworthy……