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    gv23
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      Information Release

      Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.

      For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers
      who are found to be driving badly which includes:

      * overtaking in dangerous places

      * hovering within one inch of the car in front

      * stopping sharply

      * speeding in residential areas

      * pulling out without indication

      * performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets

      * under taking on motorways

      * taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads

      These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians. Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

      Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

      Department of Transport

      #1078084
      Meltown
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        old old old old old news

        sorry

        #1078081
        gv23
        Participant
          Meltown wrote:
          old old old old old news

          sorry

          ahh… but you are in cambridge, it takes weeks for things to get here from civilisation……..

          #1078085
          Meltown
          Participant

            alrite ill let you off………infact i think you were a few days early well done

            #1078080
            BioTech
            Participant

              Yeah, it’s new to me too. Top notch 🙂

              #1078083
              raverbaby
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                lol good joke, as for those bloody england flags the joke seems to be very accurate.

                #1078082
                missMushed
                Participant

                  made me giggle!

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