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April 3, 2013 at 4:13 am #1055532
Post some amusing songs people. Simple as that.
April 3, 2013 at 4:19 am #1270958April 3, 2013 at 4:26 am #1270976Weird Al!!!
April 3, 2013 at 4:27 am #1270959Wish whoever thought this up had parodied the whole song and not just 20 seconds. Still 20seconds of happiness I didn’t have before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-9RxUDZmfekApril 3, 2013 at 4:28 am #1270960April 3, 2013 at 4:41 am #1270961April 3, 2013 at 5:48 am #1270927Anonymous
I will try and post something when my brain has started to function again. If your lucky it wont be Tim Minchin.
April 3, 2013 at 6:00 am #1270962@photographthesun 537605 wrote:
I will try and post something when my brain has started to function again. If your lucky it wont be Tim Minchin.
I can tell you’re weary. You’re usually quite meticulous with your grammar hence I’ve never gone grammar Nazi on you before but two mistakes in your second sentence there.
‘If you’re lucky it won’t be Tim Minchin’ is the corrected version.
You’re welcome:wink:
April 3, 2013 at 7:06 am #1270928@The Psyentist 537608 wrote:
I can tell you’re weary. You’re usually quite meticulous with your grammar hence I’ve never gone grammar Nazi on you before but two mistakes in your second sentence there.
‘If you’re lucky it won’t be Tim Minchin’ is the corrected version.
You’re welcome:wink:
I want to be sedated, nothing to do no where to go, I wanna be sedated.
April 3, 2013 at 8:20 am #1270946I think every school bus had their own version of these lyrics
Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you throw ’em o’er your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?Chorus:
Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can.
If You Can’t Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man.
If You’re Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying Fuck At Walter.
Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Balls Hang Low?(Repeat the Chorus after each of the next nine verses)
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Do your balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do you ever get the feeling
When they hit against the ceiling
That you’ll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low?Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
When your bollocks hang right down,
Do they drag along the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor,
When you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you bounce ’em off the wall,
Like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?
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Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do your dingly-dangly gonads,
Roam about like desert nomads?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do they ever start to hurt,
Cos they’re dragging in the dirt?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound,
When you drop ’em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle,
When you hit ’em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Do they chime just like a gong,
When you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?April 3, 2013 at 8:31 am #1270947I’ve never liked weird al but bill bailey is my hero.
April 3, 2013 at 9:01 am #1270945less funny, more just absolutely rascal!
April 3, 2013 at 9:21 am #1270948April 3, 2013 at 10:32 am #1270949Cool, my kinda thread!
April 3, 2013 at 10:35 am #1270950If you’ve never seen Mitch Benn before, check this guy out, he’s funny as fuck:
April 3, 2013 at 10:42 am #12709512 more Mitch Benn Tunes:
April 3, 2013 at 11:33 am #1270952April 3, 2013 at 11:36 am #1270953The Daddy of em all…
April 3, 2013 at 12:03 pm #1270929@MC G-Tek 537635 wrote:
Thats one of my all time favorites good choice
April 3, 2013 at 1:18 pm #1270954@photographthesun 537638 wrote:
Thats one of my all time favorites good choice
Cheers mate, it is brilliant! There’s nothing to dislike about it, it’s just a really funny, happy song man.
April 3, 2013 at 1:22 pm #1270934someone was playing a parody of “singing the blues” earlier on ICR (about the local team) which as little as I know about football seems to be often regarded as a standing joke, even by its supporters…
April 3, 2013 at 1:31 pm #1270930http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
sticking with the python theme
April 3, 2013 at 2:14 pm #1270957kunt and the gang
April 3, 2013 at 2:57 pm #1270980April 3, 2013 at 4:06 pm #1270955@General Lighting 537647 wrote:
someone was playing a parody of “singing the blues” earlier on ICR (about the local team) which as little as I know about football seems to be often regarded as a standing joke, even by its supporters…
There is a lot of self-deprecating humour amongst supporters of smaller teams as it happens mate. I remember a few years back, Brighton had a player called Dean Cox who’s about 5 foot tall and the Brighton fans used to sing ‘We’ve got tiny Cox, we’ve got tiny Cox!’ :laugh_at:
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