Chocolate Calculator…???

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May 22, 2009 at 10:40 am #1047360
SweetAss
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This is a bit Random but amused me…just receicved it as an email at work……..

I don’t eat much chocolate so I woked it out by no of times a week i go to pub…

Chocolate Calculator:

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.

DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3.. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 …
If you haven’t, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
May 22, 2009 at 10:45 am #1200313
DaftFader
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hehe
May 22, 2009 at 10:48 am #1200329
jonboy
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haha that is actually pretty good, who cums up wiv these? lol
May 22, 2009 at 10:51 am #1200321
SweetAss
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jonboy;329778 wrote:

haha that is actually pretty good, who cums up wiv these? lol

god knows…….
May 22, 2009 at 10:53 am #1200312
benbear
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That’s bonkers, maths rules
May 22, 2009 at 10:58 am #1200319
p0ly
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interesting
May 22, 2009 at 11:05 am #1200330
jonboy
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makes u wonder that some people have way too much time on there hands haha
May 22, 2009 at 11:08 am #1200320
p0ly
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jonboy;329790 wrote:

makes u wonder that some people have way too much time on there hands haha

i wish i came up with it
May 22, 2009 at 11:09 am #1200322
SweetAss
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jonboy;329790 wrote:

makes u wonder that some people have way too much time on there hands haha

Vey true mate……..

me being one of them today…….getting paid to sit here and chat away on this, end of the month is sweet!!
May 22, 2009 at 11:11 am #1200308
process
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W.O.W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:weee:

im still bored tho. :yakk:
May 22, 2009 at 11:20 am #1200323
SweetAss
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djprocess;329794 wrote:

W.O.W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:weee:

im still bored tho. :yakk:

I think im gonna buy Paddy this & get him to dance around to some Psytrance for you………..that’ll stop your bordom!!!
May 22, 2009 at 11:26 am #1200309
process
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i do like blond dreads, but not that much… :crazy:
May 22, 2009 at 12:04 pm #1200314
DaftFader
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SweetAss;329799 wrote:

I think im gonna buy Paddy this & get him to dance around to some Psytrance for you………..that’ll stop your bordom!!!

omg where can i buy this? .. i need new hair .. mines all falling out :crazy::love:
May 22, 2009 at 12:07 pm #1200328
joshd96320
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@DaftFader 329801 wrote:

omg where can i buy this? .. i need new hair .. mines all falling out :crazy::love:

:laugh_at:
May 22, 2009 at 12:11 pm #1200318
Jimmytheduck
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i bow down to the chocolate god!
May 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm #1200324
SweetAss
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DaftFader;329801 wrote:

omg where can i buy this? .. i need new hair .. mines all falling out :crazy::love:

Be carefull Daft……….Process will be after you!!
May 22, 2009 at 1:05 pm #1200315
DaftFader
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SweetAss;329822 wrote:

Be carefull Daft……….Process will be after you!!

i belive he allready is for the £15 i owe him :laugh_at:
May 22, 2009 at 1:12 pm #1200325
SweetAss
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DaftFader;329823 wrote:

i belive he allready is for the £15 i owe him :laugh_at:

Rekon he’ll let the £15 pass if you turn up in blond dreads!!!!:weee:
May 22, 2009 at 1:14 pm #1200316
DaftFader
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SweetAss;329826 wrote:

Rekon he’ll let the £15 pass if you turn up in blond dreads!!!!:weee:

if i dye and dread my pubes you think he would reverse the debt and pay me £15? :weee:
May 22, 2009 at 1:21 pm #1200326
SweetAss
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DaftFader;329827 wrote:

if i dye and dread my pubes you think he would reverse the debt and pay me £15? :weee:

:laugh_at::laugh_at:Hahahaha……….rekon we may have to wait for his reply on that one:wink:
May 22, 2009 at 1:32 pm #1200310
process
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DaftFader;329827 wrote:

if i dye and dread my pubes you think he would reverse the debt and pay me £15? :weee:

NO DICE. :-/
May 22, 2009 at 1:43 pm #1200327
SweetAss
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djprocess;329833 wrote:

NO DICE. :-/

:flowers:
May 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm #1200311
Tank Girl
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DaftFader;329801 wrote:

mines all falling out

err…..

dont you mean ‘fallen’ out :laugh_at::laugh_at:

:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug (teehee)

so I guess the calculator works? – cant be arsed with maths and stuff today as brain not workin :you_crazy
May 22, 2009 at 2:44 pm #1200317
DaftFader
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Tank Girl;329838 wrote:

err…..

dont you mean ‘fallen’ out :laugh_at::laugh_at:

:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug (teehee)

parshally yes 😥
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