Best Drug-Induced Quote You've Heard

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April 7, 2009 at 1:50 pm #1196274
process
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p0lygon-Window;318238 wrote:

thats epic!!

he worked for thomas cook at the time, think he thought he was at work, haha :laugh_at:
April 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm #1196298
p0ly
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hahaahahahah that makes abit more sense then!
April 7, 2009 at 2:06 pm #1196283
GiantMidget
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djprocess;318244 wrote:

he worked for thomas cook at the time, think he thought he was at work, haha :laugh_at:

Once ages ago i had a house party, Later on near the end of the bash, i came downstairs to find my mate totally fucked on mandy, Me fish tank in the middle of the floor and him fucking about with it. I just went “What the fuck are you doing you crazy cunt” to which he replied “I gotta change the tires on this car before my boss gets in”. Absolute madman. :you_crazy
April 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm #1196275
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DJCliffy;318257 wrote:

Once ages ago i had a house party, Later on near the end of the bash, i came downstairs to find my mate totally fucked on mandy, Me fish tank in the middle of the floor and him fucking about with it. I just went “What the fuck are you doing you crazy cunt” to which he replied “I gotta change the tires on this car before my boss gets in”. Absolute madman. :you_crazy

hahahah wtf?! :laugh_at:
April 7, 2009 at 2:46 pm #1196284
GiantMidget
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djprocess;318261 wrote:

hahahah wtf?! :laugh_at:

Mate, he had truly lost the plot. Also he kept grabbing my cousins shirt cos he thought it was a tire, Tripped me out a bit though cos although i’ve been proper fucked, i’ve never been as twatted as he was. :you_crazy
April 7, 2009 at 3:03 pm #1196306
SweetAss
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“Don’t get your Alsation wet!!!”

No.1 It was the middle of Summer!
No.2 Never had a dog????
No.3 He seriosly meant it at the time??????
April 7, 2009 at 3:05 pm #1196276
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DJCliffy;318268 wrote:

Mate, he had truly lost the plot. Also he kept grabbing my cousins shirt cos he thought it was a tire, Tripped me out a bit though cos although i’ve been proper fucked, i’ve never been as twatted as he was. :you_crazy

hahaha, its funny for a bit, but starts to wierd me out a bit after a while if people start going proper wrong.
One time after i came back from a party i couldnt find my ket i thought i had left (turns out id done it all anyway :you_crazy:), but i did find half a g of md id forgotten i had. Snorted that and was coming out with some proper corkers. kept just blacking out, then coming round in the middle of a sentance as i was talking to my ex, but with no idea what i was talking about and her looking at me with a proper confused expression… whoops. :-/
April 7, 2009 at 10:09 pm #1196289
rachus
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djprocess;318244 wrote:

he worked for thomas cook at the time, think he thought he was at work, haha :laugh_at:

Thats happened to me- i was coming down, had my eyes closed and thought i was trying to merchandise a table of books whilst laying on it and all the books were titles of Beatles songs.. fucking weird.. Turns out i was just laying on my bed.
:you_crazy
April 7, 2009 at 10:13 pm #1196290
rachus
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DJCliffy;318257 wrote:

Once ages ago i had a house party, Later on near the end of the bash, i came downstairs to find my mate totally fucked on mandy, Me fish tank in the middle of the floor and him fucking about with it. I just went “What the fuck are you doing you crazy cunt” to which he replied “I gotta change the tires on this car before my boss gets in”. Absolute madman. :you_crazy

LMAO!
April 7, 2009 at 10:44 pm #1196299
p0ly
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when im k holed i often think im working, strange but amazing
April 7, 2009 at 11:07 pm #1196307
uglyprettytrash
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my favourite from saturday was “rhiannon you’re a care bear from the knee down!”

thanks spark_plug.
April 8, 2009 at 2:49 pm #1196286
JonnyQuest
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i woke up in a room that was some sort of after party fucked and said ” i want to buy you one of them bmw’s” never know who i was talking to or why inside my head
April 8, 2009 at 3:41 pm #1196281
spark_plug
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uglyprettytrash;318365 wrote:

my favourite from saturday was “rhiannon you’re a care bear from the knee down!”

thanks spark_plug.

bahahahaha i forgot i said that. i kept saying really funny things on saturday night after having nos but i cant remember any of them. it was all about when me and charis went to find the teletubbies.
‘i knocked dipsy out though…. he was doing my head in’
April 8, 2009 at 9:52 pm #1196300
p0ly
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hahaha i remember some boy who was completely pissed then did a half gram of mdma in one dab/lick off the side. we went n bought some cigs n he was dry heaving on the way back. when we got back he was spannered, the most memorable quote was

‘d d dO yOu wanNa PlaY GreG?’ kept saying it to us, we were – ???????????? HAHAHHA WTF? Greg???
later on he came up to my mate with duct tape and thought it was rizla ‘Hey look i found some big rizla’ *mate takes it off him and sticks it to him* ‘oooh’
April 8, 2009 at 11:08 pm #1196268
globalloon
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“is it just me or is the floor squishy” – standing up

“why is this lamp wearing trousers?” – falling down and holding a man’s ankle

“my bike has gone right up the ramp onto the train” – suddenly waking up

“AAAA! it’s an actual person” – opening the curtains

“I’m helping the baker to pick up his buns” – touching the road in a deserted street

“did you see that japanese girl? she had rollerskates for hair” – walking down a deserted street
April 9, 2009 at 4:45 am #1196285
GiantMidget
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Someone after doing a massive line of muddy K. “I can see the energy, The energy is all around, Why is Ketamine falling from the sky” Remember that Jonny? =D
April 9, 2009 at 8:42 am #1196277
process
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globalloon;318698 wrote:

I’m helping the baker to pick up his buns” – touching the road in a deserted street

:laugh_at:
April 9, 2009 at 6:21 pm #1196305
Fett
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“Basil’s got my mums face”
(Basil is the cat)

“Those people on stilts stole my lunchbox”

“If you dont move that fridge i’ll punch you on the nose”
(in the front seat of a car at a rave)

“where the fuck are we? fuck fuck! how’d we get here? fuck where the fuck are we..?”
(my mates back garden)
April 9, 2009 at 11:38 pm #1196269
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I casually leaned over to my mate and whispered, ‘heeey, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking half the people here look like they’re going to stab you… but they don’t’

Apparently I said that to a mate after clocking his worried look at a very dodgy squat party
April 10, 2009 at 12:43 am #1196301
p0ly
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Holeydel;318931 wrote:

I casually leaned over to my mate and whispered, ‘heeey, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking half the people here look like they’re going to stab you… but they don’t’

Apparently I said that to a mate after clocking his worried look at a very dodgy squat party

loooooooool hahahahahh wot a kind guy u r! wanna be my best friend
April 10, 2009 at 12:58 am #1196278
Tank Girl
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‘I’ve lost my sky’ – whilst trying to climb up a wall in my bedroom

my friend running down a deserted road ‘chasing a ferret’ (or some sort of creature)

sitting watching the tv for hours and then asking everyone ‘what it was I was watching?’
to be shown the plug wasnt plugged in

‘the world is just a greenhouse with a man experimenting with lots of different worlds in pots and seeing which one is the best’ on waking up after I’d just had a fit on god know what……
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