Forums The Vibe Chat Adverts on telly

Viewing 15 posts - 51 through 65 (of 65 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #1149158
    JonnyQuest
    Participant

      but cath, if the adverts wearnt louder how would we know what were supposed to buy?

      #1128191
      DaftFader
      Participant
        JonnyQuest wrote:
        but cath, if the adverts wearnt louder how would we know what were supposed to buy?

        just stick the loud adverts up your bum so you can’t hear them and be done with it … :laugh_at:

        #1149162
        DaftFader
        Participant
          JonnyQuest wrote:
          but cath, if the adverts wearnt louder how would we know what were supposed to buy?

          just stick the loud adverts up your bum so you can’t hear them and be done with it … :laugh_at:

          #1128175
          process
          Participant
            cathdreadhead wrote:
            that would be great!:love:

            No stealing!

            Watch out for me on the dragons den in the near future… 😉

            #1149146
            process
            Participant
              cathdreadhead wrote:
              that would be great!:love:

              No stealing!

              Watch out for me on the dragons den in the near future… 😉

              #1128170
              General Lighting
              Moderator
                djprocess wrote:
                No stealing!

                Watch out for me on the dragons den in the near future… 😉

                TBH I think similar devices have been thought up over the years but the makers have been threatened with legal action by the TV companies (at least in the USA). Modern technology could easily look for the patterns before ad breaks… Unfortunately the commercial TV companies claim there is an implicit contract that viewing some ads is the condition of being able to watch the programme content, in the same way that a license fee means you can watch the BBC (or your national broadcaster in other countries with the same model)

                using the cue dot won’t always work as it isn’t used that often and is being phased out. it was intended for use on the occasions where there is a variable duration between a programme segment and an ad break, so its only normally used on live studio productions.

                The cue dot is to warn real humans at BT or Arqiva to switch the correct circuits and the regional TX centres to play out the regional ad breaks and increasingly this job is done by machines. there are way less live studio productions about these days due to cost cutting and even regional TX often comes from Granada these days so its use is becoming obsolete.

                Incidentally although the dragons den is auntie’s show, the TV industry has become so lean that Auntie and Granada share resources. Do you really think the industry is going to showcase a product that destroys one of their main revenue streams ?

                #1149141
                General Lighting
                Moderator
                  djprocess wrote:
                  No stealing!

                  Watch out for me on the dragons den in the near future… 😉

                  TBH I think similar devices have been thought up over the years but the makers have been threatened with legal action by the TV companies (at least in the USA). Modern technology could easily look for the patterns before ad breaks… Unfortunately the commercial TV companies claim there is an implicit contract that viewing some ads is the condition of being able to watch the programme content, in the same way that a license fee means you can watch the BBC (or your national broadcaster in other countries with the same model)

                  using the cue dot won’t always work as it isn’t used that often and is being phased out. it was intended for use on the occasions where there is a variable duration between a programme segment and an ad break, so its only normally used on live studio productions.

                  The cue dot is to warn real humans at BT or Arqiva to switch the correct circuits and the regional TX centres to play out the regional ad breaks and increasingly this job is done by machines. there are way less live studio productions about these days due to cost cutting and even regional TX often comes from Granada these days so its use is becoming obsolete.

                  Incidentally although the dragons den is auntie’s show, the TV industry has become so lean that Auntie and Granada share resources. Do you really think the industry is going to showcase a product that destroys one of their main revenue streams ?

                  #1128176
                  process
                  Participant
                    General Lighting wrote:
                    Incidentally although the dragons den is auntie’s show, the TV industry has become so lean that Auntie and Granada share resources. Do you really think the industry is going to showcase a product that destroys one of their main revenue streams ?

                    looks like its down to me to finance the project then…! (checks pockets – £3.53…erm) anyone fancy lending me 100K for 10% of my amazing new invention advertstop (we can work on the name later). In short its like AdAware or spybot, but for your telly. I know im a genious (but a dislexic one, fuck i dont even know how to spell dislexic!)

                    so who’s with me?!

                    :tumbleweed:

                    #1149147
                    process
                    Participant
                      General Lighting wrote:
                      Incidentally although the dragons den is auntie’s show, the TV industry has become so lean that Auntie and Granada share resources. Do you really think the industry is going to showcase a product that destroys one of their main revenue streams ?

                      looks like its down to me to finance the project then…! (checks pockets – £3.53…erm) anyone fancy lending me 100K for 10% of my amazing new invention advertstop (we can work on the name later). In short its like AdAware or spybot, but for your telly. I know im a genious (but a dislexic one, fuck i dont even know how to spell dislexic!)

                      so who’s with me?!

                      :tumbleweed:

                      #1128192
                      DaftFader
                      Participant
                        djprocess wrote:
                        looks like its down to me to finance the project then…! (checks pockets – £3.53…erm) anyone fancy lending me 100K for 10% of my amazing new invention advertstop (we can work on the name later). In short its like AdAware or spybot, but for your telly. I know im a genious (but a dislexic one, fuck i dont even know how to spell dislexic!)

                        so who’s with me?!

                        :tumbleweed:

                        “francly i think your mad …you idea won’t go any where ..you belong in the luny bin…..” *quotes dragons den 😉

                        #1149163
                        DaftFader
                        Participant
                          djprocess wrote:
                          looks like its down to me to finance the project then…! (checks pockets – £3.53…erm) anyone fancy lending me 100K for 10% of my amazing new invention advertstop (we can work on the name later). In short its like AdAware or spybot, but for your telly. I know im a genious (but a dislexic one, fuck i dont even know how to spell dislexic!)

                          so who’s with me?!

                          :tumbleweed:

                          “francly i think your mad …you idea won’t go any where ..you belong in the luny bin…..” *quotes dragons den 😉

                          #1128177
                          process
                          Participant
                            DaftFader wrote:
                            “francly i think your mad …you idea won’t go any where ..you belong in the luny bin…..” *quotes dragons den 😉

                            Thebest quote i heard was by that simon jones guy “id rather paint the Eiffel Tower by hand than invest in this invention!” or the duncun balantyne said another good one “investing in this is about as appealing as a 2 week holiday in afganistan!”
                            you gotta love the quality put downs.
                            No-one beats Gordon Ramsey or Simon Cowell in my book tho.

                            #1149148
                            process
                            Participant
                              DaftFader wrote:
                              “francly i think your mad …you idea won’t go any where ..you belong in the luny bin…..” *quotes dragons den 😉

                              Thebest quote i heard was by that simon jones guy “id rather paint the Eiffel Tower by hand than invest in this invention!” or the duncun balantyne said another good one “investing in this is about as appealing as a 2 week holiday in afganistan!”
                              you gotta love the quality put downs.
                              No-one beats Gordon Ramsey or Simon Cowell in my book tho.

                              #1128193
                              DaftFader
                              Participant
                                djprocess wrote:
                                No-one beats Gordon Ramsey or Simon Cowell in my book tho.

                                yeah simon cowell has the best put downs … but i like gordon ramsey more .. he’s just a cunt lol .. well he not .. just he comes across as one .. every thing he sais is spot on…

                                #1149164
                                DaftFader
                                Participant
                                  djprocess wrote:
                                  No-one beats Gordon Ramsey or Simon Cowell in my book tho.

                                  yeah simon cowell has the best put downs … but i like gordon ramsey more .. he’s just a cunt lol .. well he not .. just he comes across as one .. every thing he sais is spot on…

                                Viewing 15 posts - 51 through 65 (of 65 total)
                                • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.

                                Forums The Vibe Chat Adverts on telly