[somna]

He says the x-ray machine will steal his soul, and if he still has it he can’t afford to lose it!

[somna]

raj wrote:

shameless so they are, parading down the main street of our local town in full view; the world hads gone mad here:you_crazy:you_crazy:you_crazy

I think I’ve seen them, was there an old guy with a can of brew at the back, shouting ‘Shurrup yer furrin bassads’? :alcoholic :pee:

[somna]

icky icky icky!
yes pablo, it does. so why do I wanna see more?

[somna]

raj wrote:

i cant even walk across the room just now- my back went out just before i made that post and it wont go back in – so retrieving the zimmer will have to wait [couldnt lift it any way:crazy_fre]

zimmer snaffler

Go nick a trolley from tesco’s (or any other reputable supermarket!), they work wonders when you’re having problems remaining mobile, or even vertical!

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ImProofItsafe wrote:

CONOMPHTLATAWAOAKIAJ
Chill Out No Offence ment. People have to laugh at themselves as well as others. Always knowing its a joke!

:bigsmile:
Anyone else think this acronym thing is getting a bit silly now?

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mikeid22 wrote:

And the reason they go around in circles is coz he doesn’t want to admint he lost his contact lenses !!!!

LOL!!
And the reason he lost his contact lenses is cos he couldn’t put them in properly cos he has fins!!
:lol_crash

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Mongo wrote:

but if we didn’t have ears we’d be fish and wouldn’t need glasses 🙂

btw our ears are fishs gills 🙂

evolutioncore

How do you know that fish don’t need glasses? That’s probably why they all swim in schools, the fish-geezer at the front is the only one who can actually see where he is going, the rest are just following him as they can’t see any further ahead!

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rajsuspect wrote:

it smells a funny colour..:crazy_fre

What, like greeurple? I prefer the pungent aroma of bluellow, myself. :wtf: :bigsmile:

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JE:5 wrote:

I’m sure someone with synaesthesia could answer that one for you.

:you_smart :you_smart :you_smart :you_smart :you_smart

[somna]

stax wrote:

and how do we know that the colour i see as say red is the same colour as you know as red

Aaaah, but what colour does it SMELL like?:you_crazy :biggreen:

[somna]

Very dazed, but only slightly confused!
:crazy: :crazy: :omg_wtf: :confused: :oh_god:

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ImProofItsafe wrote:

dsn – national dislexic society

ROTFLMAOWPIMP!:bigsmile:

[somna]

EMFBI (=Excuse Me For Butting In)
loving AATK! Could have done with that when I lost my last job, as it was the reason why!!! I have spent a lot of time trying to figure out what ppl mean, and IMO some of these acronyms are getting longer that the real words.
ROTFLMAOWPIMP (=Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off While Pissing In My Pants!)
My personal favorite is ::POOF:: (=Goodbye!)
Also like/use –
GMTA (=Great Minds Think Alike)
BWTHDIK (=But What The Hell Do I Know)
IPN (=I Post Naked!)
IHA (=I Hate Acronyms!)
:ty_ty:
Wow, loving some of these smilies too! Who needs words, or acronyms, when you can say it with a smile!
:pee: :hiding:

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