[Jon_tooth]

Morning fellow partyvibe citizens.

I’m sitting in work looking at snowdrifts pile up against the side of my building. I’m about to create a spoof health and safety email address and send out a global email threatening disciplinary action against anyone caught doing anything fun, such as throwing snowballs. Apart from that things have been quiet. My car blew up last week while driving home (I survived) so I have been sampling the delights that the UK’s public transport network has to offer. Just about to go and have a cup of strong coffee and a danger wank in the disabled toilets.

Living the dream, people.

raaa

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stax wrote:

and how do we know that the colour i see as say red is the same colour as you know as red

Fuck off.

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I’m spit-roasting a pig with some mates.

:toxic:

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PaulM wrote:

:group_hug :group_hug :group_hug

Feel the love. . . . :horay:

I am at work 🙁
Anyone go 2 the the uk tek?

You left a bit early didn’t you mate?

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ange1 wrote:

A very good morning to you Jon_tooth. Can you have a wonderful day?

XOXO Ange1.:bigsmile:

Morning Angel… sorry to take so long to get back to you.

I had a wonderful weekend as it goes… hope you did too.

:bigsmile:

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gavsta wrote:

HAHAHA Be glad you weren’t using DC, that was infinitely worse for stability.

He should be more glad he isn’t a professional comedian.

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andy ridgeway wrote:

it’s a humonkey

ie a human tail

😮

Like Oliver innit…

Quote:

Oliver
Oliver walks upright and never knucklewalks like his chimpanzee peers. He is unique in appearance, and his intelligence and personality distinguish him from other chimps, who typically shun him. Oliver displays emotions not normally associated with chimpanzees, but his days on the freak-show circuit and on tabloid covers as the fabled “missing link’’ and “humanzee” are finally behind him, as are seven lost years in a medical research laboratory. In May of 1998, Oliver and eleven other chimps from the Buckshire Corporation were retired to Primarily Primates.

http://www.texasmonkeyproject.com/animals.html

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USE wrote:

PS: in order to be a mod you have to be responsible and not edit people posts just for a laugh or because youre drunk and angry. it makes people despondant about the whole posting buisness.

OK then, but what about changing posts just because you feel like it?

I’m a moderator on another forum and I’ve set it up so that whenever a certain person’s name is posted, it is changed to ‘Battyman’.

To me that’s the essence of being a moderator.

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BioTech wrote:

I think he was trying to say you are hideous and cruel vulture creatures polluting the earth and creating an army of non-living beings called the Garthim (aka trolls). Eventually you will fall and the world we be healed.

Oh that’s alright then.

I thought he was trying to badmouth us for a second there.

:bigsmile:

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Mongo wrote:

come on pno, where the sence of adventure, guess it’s onre of them films you love or you ain’t like krull, amazing film imo 🙂

Hawk the Slayer pisses on all of them.

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FrankieButler wrote:

Excuses excuses.. you disappoint me.

I’m sure it’ll turn up eventually.

Probably down the back of a cyber-sofa or in the cyber-knives-and-forks-drawer.

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FrankieButler wrote:

Go on then, show me your best!

She’s calling me out…

Sadly the monkey dance can only be done in person…

Maybe I could link you up to a vid of me doing my mug-tree dance instead.

💡

It’s lost somewhere in cyberspace…

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I can my monkey knife dance if you like….

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Site wrote:

If Squatjuicers are foul and we’re disgustingly nice, what’s the difference?

The Dark Crystal

One thousand years before the beginning of the movie, the urSkeks cracked the Crystal of Truth, and split into two races during the Great Conjunction of the three suns – the hunchbacked, gentle beings known as Mystics and the vulture-like, cruel bipedal beings known as Skeksis. In that moment the Crystal became the Dark Crystal…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Crystal

So you’re saying we’re all cunts basically…?

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globalloon wrote:

if you tried to do that to me, I’d ban you

:annoyed:

That sounds like a challenge.

Go on Andy.

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General Lighting wrote:

It would also encourage other fly tippers to dump stuff in the region or other numpties to deposit worse random items up there.

Oh yeah, I bet there are loads of people wandering roung the summit of Ben Nevis with bags of rubbish, just needing that extra ounce of encouragement to dump them.

That’s why it’s been there for nearly 2 decades before being discovered.

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globalloon wrote:

i expect your russian is good then

:get_you:

This place is so innocent.

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Sucking dick mate.. how else?

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Irie.. of course I don’t go fighting at parties you daft bint.

I agree with you about GL’s negative attitude though.

GL.. Do you really not talk to random’s at parties in case you get into a bad situation?

That’s ridiculous mate.

When I met you you did seem kinda quiet and a bit repressed, but I thought you were just shy. For someone with so much to say, who is obviously a decent and intelligent bloke, it’s a shame that you feel you can’t just chat to people don’t know at parties.

It’s generally a piece of piss to tell who are the bad apples at parties, so there is no excuse for not speaking to new people.

For me that’s one of the primary reasons for patying.. if I felt that paranoid when out and about I just wouldn’t bother mate.

I wonder why you do.

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Mongo wrote:

but did he say 10 or did he mean 0010 ?

0010 isnt binary 10 you retard

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Mongo wrote:

do you mean 0010 ?

don’t you mean 0001 ? 😛

surely you mean 1010

if you want binary 10 anyway

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glazko wrote:

hey boys and girls, I want speaking with you (Ukraine)

I want peace on earth for all men, but do I go around typing in bold?

NO.

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My first car was a Renault 5, followed by a Renault Clio.

I will never buy a Renault again.

I am currently driving an Astra but my next car is gonna be a Civic Type R.

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UTCC wrote:

adversity is the mother of invention :bulb:

You’re thinking of necessity.

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vicky wrote:

angry enough to steal a boat and row to port talbot?

Why? You need a lift sweetie?

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