@timisme420 499531 wrote:

I’m detective T. Johnson, you’re all going to prison… Don’t drop the soap

Ah detective, we’ve been waiting for you, I’m Sergeant G-Tek of her majesty’s Wankenshire Constabulary, part of an exchange program with one of your officers, who’s currently in good old England learning how people ‘just slip down the stairs guv’. You haven’t seen any suspicious looking characters lurking around here have you, cos they might have some drugs on them! We could split the drugs and beat up the suspect – that sounds like a damn good day’s policing if ever I heard one!

Oh, and one more thing, remember there’s a reason you can’t spell constabulary without ‘stab’ – if you want to kill a suspect, innocent or not, fill yer boots, you won’t face charges. Worst that’ll happen is you’ll be suspended for a while on full pay (basically you get a paid holiday for killing someone while you wear this uniform, don’t you just love state sponsored murder?)