The what I've learnt today thread.

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October 25, 2012 at 10:39 am #1054235
The Psyentist
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Well let’s not fuck about. Straight to the point, don’t run indoors with a boner. You could take someone’s eye out or worse still do what I managed, stub your morning glory on a doorframe running to the toilet. Now my purple helmet warrior would be crying sad tears if he could.
October 25, 2012 at 10:45 am #1260824
know_hope
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running outdoors is better?… not in the city
October 25, 2012 at 11:34 am #1260832
MC G-Tek
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Today I have learnt that there’s a ‘what I’ve learnt today’ thread!

And I have also learnt that the psyientist is fast becoming p0ly’s sidekick in the amusing sex-related stories stakes!
October 25, 2012 at 12:15 pm #1260817
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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Today I’ve learnt how to make a strong and secure patanostta rig, hair rigs and bolt rigs. All for my fishing exposition today.
October 25, 2012 at 12:44 pm #1260826
bukowski
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Lie-ins are b-e-a-utiful
October 25, 2012 at 12:52 pm #1260833
The Psyentist
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@bukowski 501655 wrote:

Lie-ins are b-e-a-utiful

It’s spelt ‘lion’ mate
October 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm #1260816
p0ly
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@DOTM 501640 wrote:

Don’t do too much morphine with no tolerance, you will feel really shitty for some time and nod for a whole day

unlucky brah! try and work out your dose every time you do it so you get a feel for how much fucks you up. tolerance does come on quick though.
October 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm #1260834
The Psyentist
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Although it was yesterday I learnt an audiophile isn’t someone who masturbates to white noise but somebody who’s probably quite boring with a likelihood of having some degree of asperger syndrome.
October 25, 2012 at 1:45 pm #1260835
The Psyentist
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That in it’s self is rather contradictory as many sufferers of asperger syndrome make for interesting characters
October 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm #1260841
korno
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Never EVER do anybody a ‘favor’ . They will only be an ungrateful sod!!!
October 25, 2012 at 1:59 pm #1260842
korno
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” an audiophile isn’t someone who masturbates to white noise” LOL!!! Is there a greatest quotes thread?
October 25, 2012 at 2:13 pm #1260836
The Psyentist
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@korno 501668 wrote:

” an audiophile isn’t someone who masturbates to white noise” LOL!!! Is there a greatest quotes thread?

Yes there is. It’s generally reserved for quotations from the famous but if you wanna pin that up there feel free. Afraid I’m dashing to work now otherwise I’d find and insert link but shouldn’t be hard to look for.
October 25, 2012 at 6:27 pm #1260818
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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I leant that a 4lb mainline isn’t strong enough to handle a 5-6mg club lol
October 25, 2012 at 6:35 pm #1260825
know_hope
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triangle still doesn’t fit in the square
October 25, 2012 at 6:49 pm #1260828
Mezz
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Today I learned……

Doing my St Johns 1st aid refresher course ( have to do it every 3 years to keep the qualification valid ) and an interesting fact came up, apparently the liability insurance only covers me to do 1st aid in the UK, if for example I was to do CPR in the UK and broke someones rib while saving their life and that person was such a complete dick as to sue for the injury the insurance would cover it, but if the same situation happened and I was abroad I would be personally liable…………..

Basically, if I go on hols to the US and a yank collapses, my choice is let them die, or risk saving their life only for them to take my house off me off me in court

Sooooo, hypothetically if the situation arose, should I save a yanks life and risk being sued, or walk on by & let them die ???? What would you do ?
October 25, 2012 at 8:04 pm #1260839
MR207
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I’ve learned that hiding weed in your boot is a reallyyyyy bad idea 😐
October 25, 2012 at 8:57 pm #1260819
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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@MR207 501728 wrote:

I’ve learned that hiding weed in your boot is a reallyyyyy bad idea 😐

Foot boot or boot of the car? (The trunk as you say)
October 25, 2012 at 9:25 pm #1260840
MR207
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@NN~Gazatryptamine 501741 wrote:

Foot boot or boot of the car? (The trunk as you say)

Foot boot hahaha, my riding boots
October 25, 2012 at 9:55 pm #1260837
The Psyentist
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Don’t worry we’ve all had to learn it at some point.
October 25, 2012 at 9:56 pm #1260843
korno
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@Mezz 501716 wrote:

Today I learned……

Doing my St Johns 1st aid refresher course ( have to do it every 3 years to keep the qualification valid ) and an interesting fact came up, apparently the liability insurance only covers me to do 1st aid in the UK, if for example I was to do CPR in the UK and broke someones rib while saving their life and that person was such a complete dick as to sue for the injury the insurance would cover it, but if the same situation happened and I was abroad I would be personally liable…………..

Basically, if I go on hols to the US and a yank collapses, my choice is let them die, or risk saving their life only for them to take my house off me off me in court

Sooooo, hypothetically if the situation arose, should I save a yanks life and risk being sued, or walk on by & let them die ???? What would you do ?

Keep walkin by, when you’re on holiday man, enjoy!!
October 25, 2012 at 9:59 pm #1260820
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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@korno 501750 wrote:

Keep walkin by, when you’re on holiday man, enjoy!!

Get a couple of holiday snaps too, something to show your mate down the pub lol
October 25, 2012 at 11:05 pm #1260829
Mezz
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@NN~Gazatryptamine 501751 wrote:

Get a couple of holiday snaps too, something to show your mate down the pub lol

Well it’s only a hypothetical I cant actually afford a holiday, but yeah I think a photo of an American dying as no one will give him medical attention for fear of being sued would make a great conversation piece on the framed on the wall………..

‘This photo’s my family, this ones my GF, and that one on the end is the guy I allowed to die because of American Litigation Culture’ lol
October 25, 2012 at 11:47 pm #1260821
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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As Tommy Cooper said: just like that!
October 26, 2012 at 10:34 am #1260844
korno
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I don’t know how to do it
October 27, 2012 at 11:35 pm #1260823
Fizzbombheid
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i learned that donkey’s have shoes on their hooves just like horses.
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