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December 6, 2010 at 12:50 am #1050111
have you been a victim? whats your favourite? incredibly immature i know but fuck it.
just got ma sister with
i am offering my big arsehole for hire. practice for basketball, yodelling or just a caving expedition. limited time only. i will pay YOU
December 6, 2010 at 12:58 am #1232383haha, joker!
na mate, always made sure my failbook is secure from idiots…ie my brother.December 6, 2010 at 8:06 am #1232385I got fraped the other week with: “IS a little bit embarrassed about wetting the bed last night =/ Amazing how so much water can come out of something so small!”
December 6, 2010 at 9:25 am #1232382@Moonie 410084 wrote:
I got fraped the other week with: “IS a little bit embarrassed about wetting the bed last night =/ Amazing how so much water can come out of something so small!”
hahah excellent
Luckily it hasn’t happened to me…
The face rape nor the bed wetting!
December 6, 2010 at 8:04 pm #1232378@smokeitup 410068 wrote:
have you been a victim? whats your favourite? incredibly immature i know but fuck it.
just got ma sister withi am offering my big arsehole for hire. practice for basketball, yodelling or just a caving expedition. limited time only. i will pay YOU
lol – I’ve had to urban dictonary facerape!!!
I’ve not had it done to me –
my sisters husband went on her wall and wrote about how much ‘she loves him and what a wonderful husband he is’ –
everyone who knows her (not just randoms from school 25yr ago) knew it must have been him – she’d never say that !! :laugh_at:
December 7, 2010 at 12:34 am #1232380@Tank Girl 410192 wrote:
my sisters husband went on her wall and wrote about how much ‘she loves him and what a wonderful husband he is’ –
everyone who knows her (not just randoms from school 25yr ago) knew it must have been him – she’d never say that !! :laugh_at:
yea thats classed as a facerape.. although the ones ive seen are aabit harsher than declaring love..
my sister TRIED to facerape me earlier but failed on epice proportions.. all she got was “ivwgpo56t]q3f” then i supidly walked away 5 mins later (bottle of wines fault) and she got me with “ive just had to pop my piles back in”
December 7, 2010 at 11:17 am #1232379I once went on my work mates facebook and changed him from a heterasexual man to a gay transvestite lover and split him up with his wife and put him in a new relationship with a faake transvestite profile i’d made :laugh_at:
he hadn’t even seen it and kept getting calls from his and her family like “what the fuck ??!!”
ups
he got me back majorly tho by making another account with the same name and over the corse of a night stole about 50-100 of my facebook friends by mesging them to add the new “me” and deleat the old one as I’d turned gay and wanted a fresh start.
i had to mail everyone on my friends list that was left to ignore it and go though his new “me’s” profile and explain what had happened to all my mate.
embarising – but i kinda deserved it. lol
December 7, 2010 at 1:38 pm #1232384@DaftFader 410241 wrote:
I once went on my work mates facebook and changed him from a heterasexual man to a gay transvestite lover and split him up with his wife and put him in a new relationship with a faake transvestite profile i’d made :laugh_at:
he hadn’t even seen it and kept getting calls from his and her family like “what the fuck ??!!”
ups
he got me back majorly tho by making another account with the same name and over the corse of a night stole about 50-100 of my facebook friends by mesging them to add the new “me” and deleat the old one as I’d turned gay and wanted a fresh start.
i had to mail everyone on my friends list that was left to ignore it and go though his new “me’s” profile and explain what had happened to all my mate.
embarising – but i kinda deserved it. lol
karma that be sir….
December 8, 2010 at 2:27 am #1232381Hahahaha, DaftFader, both of those are amazing.
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