the other day was ripping up an a4 piece of paper and when id finished i looked at what was left and it was a christian cross lol!! the full length and width of the paper aswell

coincidences can turn people psychotic

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH

how much for the poo?

thanks alot, i’m hoping for a poo looking one

how the fuck does he know what jesus looks like? he’s never met him (alltho probably sais he has) and there wern’t any cameras around those time and all the images of him in paintings ect show a white man when he would of clearly been an arab esk looking guy due to the fact of where he came from … other than that no one has any idea what he looked like really

@General Lighting 370157 wrote:

probably influenced by all this lot..

The Churches of East Anglia

if jesus turned up today he’d probably end up at a CAMRA meeting with his beard, plus being able to turn water into booze..

I’ve allways said if jezus turned up again he would get locked up in a mental asylum :laugh_at:

@DaftFader 370175 wrote:

I’ve allways said if jezus turned up again he would get locked up in a mental asylum :laugh_at:

Probably, or get a TV show doing magic tricks… after all if he did exist I believe he was a magician and a good story teller (probably a bit nuts too)

@starlaugh 370191 wrote:

Probably, or get a TV show doing magic tricks…

are you saing david blane is jebus? :crazy:

@BioTech 370276 wrote:

That’s a shame. Had you scooped it out and smeared it all over yourself, who knows what powers may have been bestowed upon you.

I know mate i know. Oh well there’s always next time.