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    Tank Girl
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      ohhhhh,

      I have a new house mate after 5 + years,

      I have shared houses / flats before but its been so long its a bit weird

      first night tonight and there’s about 6 streets without electricity, but every 3rd or 4th house had some and I/ we was lucky……

      so we went down the local sweet shop but they had no electricity so closed, and luckily the new sri lankan super market shop owend by them opened on fri –

      so got the wrong un in,

      he got the wine in and we talked shit all night, and got the old photos out…..

      anyone got any good mental / weird flatmate stories???

      #1207892
      Buzz
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        I had a flatmate that used to have to lock his bedroom door at night because if he didnt he’d sleepwalk out into the street.

        #1207888
        uglyprettytrash
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          i’ve just moved in with 2 girls. after spending so much time with guys over the past few years it’s bizarre having makeup in the living room and tripping over hair straighteners in the kitchen!

          #1207885
          DaftFader
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            @Tank Girl 355142 wrote:

            I got the wrong un in, he got the wine in

            that sais it all really :laugh_at:

            #1207873
            Tank Girl
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              @DaftFader 355208 wrote:

              that sais it all really :laugh_at:

              yes, he has class….. :laugh_at:

              we are a broken pair though. he has a broken leg and ribs from a quad bike accient where he went over a cliff, and I am pained with back after the crash, so wont even need to practice our zombie walk 😉

              #1207882
              tarifa
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                @Tank Girl 355142 wrote:

                ohhhhh,

                anyone got any good mental / weird flatmate stories???

                hey honey 🙂 nice to c things r movin on 4 u. an yeah sharing can be wierd but also fun!

                mental flatmate stroies – a friend moved into spare bedroom in my flat, but was sooo slack about the washing up, eventually i left it and said, i’m not doing any more its ur turn . . . this went on and on till nothing in kitchen was left clean eurgh.

                then one day, b4 i went to work i made my point, do it!

                i came back to find the kitchen surfaces and sink empty yey! But then realised there was nothing in the cupboards ?

                i then went out and inspected the bin bags outside the door, and there was a saucepan handle sticking out thru the plastic, ALL the washing up (all MY kitchen stuff) was in the bins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                bastard!!!! i got him back in the end, tho thats another story 😉

                #1207895
                1984
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                  @tarifa 355554 wrote:

                  bastard!!!! i got him back in the end, tho thats another story 😉

                  oh please do tell this sounds fantastic

                  #1207874
                  Tank Girl
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                    @tarifa 355554 wrote:

                    hey honey 🙂 nice to c things r movin on 4 u.

                    bastard!!!! i got him back in the end, tho thats another story 😉

                    yeh – its great!!! :love:

                    and yes …. do tell!!

                    I’ve had some mentalist flatmates and some silly stories, its just wierd – but OH so nice!!- living with someone new after so long,

                    his new favorite game is changing the toilet paper roll the ‘wrong way’ as I have some major OCd things going on!! :laugh_at:

                    #1207883
                    tarifa
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                      @Tank Girl 355989 wrote:

                      yeh – its great!!! :love:

                      and yes …. do tell!!

                      I’ve had some mentalist flatmates and some silly stories, its just wierd – but OH so nice!!- living with someone new after so long,

                      his new favorite game is changing the toilet paper roll the ‘wrong way’ as I have some major OCd things going on!! :laugh_at:

                      i may tell … maybe mmmmm

                      and what do you mean the ‘wrong’ way = ocd? there is only one right way, the leading edge falls over and forward. not back . ?

                      #1207876
                      Tank Girl
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                        @tarifa 356146 wrote:

                        and what do you mean the ‘wrong’ way = ocd? there is only one right way, the leading edge falls over and forward. not back . ?

                        yes!! the paper falls over, last night he’d changed it back and put a severed finger in it :laugh_at:

                        #1207877
                        Tank Girl
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                          he’s crap,

                          he’s cat sitting and its been 2 weeks and I’m bored :laugh_at:

                          one more week to go before he’s back

                          – then we’re on alternative nights for 2 weeks… boo

                          #1207893
                          olboy
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                            @Tank Girl 356151 wrote:

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                            and what do you mean the ‘wrong’ way = ocd? there is only one right way, the leading edge falls over and forward. not back . ?

                            yes!! the paper falls over, last night he’d changed it back and put a severed finger in it :laugh_at:

                            It’s very competitive in the world of toilet roll hanging don’t you know 😉

                            and I think we (paper falls forward) are the exception rather than the rule. Is there a toilet roll book of etiquette that I need to read, lol.

                            #1207867
                            General Lighting
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                              mine usually points towards the back – but IMO there are even valid scientific reasons (other then personal preference) for either choice – I have found at least one such direction results in the end of the toilet roll being caught by local airflow, spinning on the holder of its own accord (due to centrifugal/centripetal force and momentum)- and depositing the contents of the roll on the floor, until it is either exhausted or friction brings it to a stop.

                              whilst it might be occasionally forgiven if a cute puppy or kitten does this (as in the TV ads), it is highly annoying even when you live alone, as you then have to rewind the paper back on to the roll.

                              So I think I subconsiously pick whatever configuration does not cause this to happen – although I have not given it much thought until now. To further complicate matters I think the holder is not entirely on the level.

                              I am unsure of the exact physics behind it – I bet some brainy person could write a entire scientific paper about it with loads of equations and diagrams, someone in uni may have probably already done so :laugh_at:

                              #1207868
                              PhilKmorgan
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                                @General Lighting 364972 wrote:

                                mine usually points towards the back – but IMO there are even valid scientific reasons (other then personal preference) for either choice – I have found at least one such direction results in the end of the toilet roll being caught by local airflow, spinning on the holder of its own accord (due to centrifugal/centripetal force and momentum)- and depositing the contents of the roll on the floor, until it is either exhausted or friction brings it to a stop.

                                whilst it might be occasionally forgiven if a cute puppy or kitten does this (as in the TV ads), it is highly annoying even when you live alone, as you then have to rewind the paper back on to the roll.

                                So I think I subconsiously pick whatever configuration does not cause this to happen – although I have not given it much thought until now. To further complicate matters I think the holder is not entirely on the level.

                                I am unsure of the exact physics behind it – I bet some brainy person could write a entire scientific paper about it with loads of equations and diagrams, someone in uni may have probably already done so :laugh_at:

                                I dont want to state the obvious here, but isn’t the answer here to not have a toilet roll holder at all. You can put the toilet roll on top of the toilet flush tank. I have also seen other designs where the toilet roll holder is a base with a wooden pole. This has a multi-stacking advantage.

                                #1207879
                                Tank Girl
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                                  @PhilKmorgan 365047 wrote:

                                  I dont want to state the obvious here, but isn’t the answer here to not have a toilet roll holder at all. You can put the toilet roll on top of the toilet flush tank. I have also seen other designs where the toilet roll holder is a base with a wooden pole. This has a multi-stacking advantage.

                                  No no no, it has to be on the holder the right way :bounce_fl

                                  #1207870
                                  PhilKmorgan
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                                    @Tank Girl 365087 wrote:

                                    No no no, it has to be on the holder the right way :bounce_fl

                                    I can’t help thinking this is woman thing, like for e.g. women always like the toilet seat down..Is this how you feel about toilet seats ??

                                    :bounce_fl:bounce_g:

                                    #1207890
                                    TheLostOne
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                                      @PhilKmorgan 365096 wrote:

                                      I can’t help thinking this is woman thing, like for e.g. women always like the toilet seat down..Is this how you feel about toilet seats ??

                                      :bounce_fl:bounce_g:

                                      Ha, seriously, to some women it’s sacrilege. Like you have done something wrong.:you_crazy

                                      #1207871
                                      PhilKmorgan
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                                        @TheLostOne 365099 wrote:

                                        Ha, seriously, to some women it’s sacrilege. Like you have done something wrong.:you_crazy

                                        I am now keen to hear Tank bird’s view on toilet seats, and how things are progressing with the new housemate :bounce_fl:bounce_g:

                                        #1207880
                                        Tank Girl
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                                          @PhilKmorgan 365116 wrote:

                                          I am now keen to hear Tank bird’s view on toilet seats, and how things are progressing with the new housemate :bounce_fl:bounce_g:

                                          have no worries about up or down on the toilet seat issue, I am however remaining very OCD about the toilet roll…. :you_crazy

                                          am loving having him back, we are back hiding severed fingers 😉 and finding it all very amusing in a very childish mannor :laugh_at:

                                          he was gone for 3 weeks cat sitting,
                                          he has however started eating meat and smoking since moving in with me…. so maybe it’s not mutual :laugh_at::laugh_at:

                                          but am oop north with my lovely for a few days, and thats even better :love:

                                          #1207887
                                          DaftFader
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                                            mby he just pretended he was a vegie cos you put it on your add for new house mate as imperative? :laugh_at:

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