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  • #1047856
    p0ly
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      Don’t turn into a swine mate!!!

      #1204721
      spark_plug
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        haha fuck off!
        i hate this. its the worst illness in the world. i dont even feel ill but im being fucking quarrentined! im not allowed to go to work – even to pick up last weeks wages! so ive got fuck all money and i owe my friend £50, which i could give him if i didnt have FUCKING SWINE FLU – THE FAKEST ILLNESS EVER

        #1204725
        p0ly
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          unlucky mate

          #1204717
          process
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            i had swine flu after glade was quite good really meant i ended up having about 5 weeks off work 3 weeks holiday then 2 weeks swine flu, pretty sweet! :weee: also apperently swine flu doesnt count as part of my sick days, which is good as i think i may already be getting a warning! ha ha ah a. think i may have to get it again after shambala! terribly contagious this swine flu! 😉

            #1204723
            DaftFader
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              @DIONYSUS 345438 wrote:

              i had swine flu after glade was quite good really meant i ended up having about 5 weeks off work 3 weeks holiday then 2 weeks swine flu, pretty sweet! :weee: also apperently swine flu doesnt count as part of my sick days, which is good as i think i may already be getting a warning! ha ha ah a. think i may have to get it again after shambala! terribly contagious this swine flu! 😉

              it’s ashame it’s like chicken pox where you can only catch the strain once … you better hope it mutates and then you may be able to catch it again :laugh_at:

              #1204722
              spark_plug
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                @DIONYSUS 345438 wrote:

                i had swine flu after glade was quite good really meant i ended up having about 5 weeks off work 3 weeks holiday then 2 weeks swine flu, pretty sweet! :weee: also apperently swine flu doesnt count as part of my sick days, which is good as i think i may already be getting a warning! ha ha ah a. think i may have to get it again after shambala! terribly contagious this swine flu! 😉

                im gonna give it u this weekend cause i AM comin out, i dont care how diseased i am, everyone can bollocks. i need to get out the house!!!!

                #1204718
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                  @DaftFader 345439 wrote:

                  it’s ashame it’s like chicken pox where you can only catch the strain once … you better hope it mutates and then you may be able to catch it again :laugh_at:

                  i did think that, but if i do get pigflu work wont be able to say shit as i was diagnosed with it from the nhs helpline and they cant actually test to see if you’ve got it cause you might be contagious. ill just say i must have had a bad cold for that two weeks when i thought i had pigflu! :laugh_at: i can see me having a couple more swineflu scares while im here! :weee:

                  #1204724
                  DaftFader
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                    ah i like your plan ..

                    i might “catch” swine flu next week ya know 🙂 *coughs

                    #1204726
                    Barksdale
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                      @DIONYSUS 345443 wrote:

                      i did think that, but if i do get pigflu work wont be able to say shit as i was diagnosed with it from the nhs helpline and they cant actually test to see if you’ve got it cause you might be contagious. ill just say i must have had a bad cold for that two weeks when i thought i had pigflu! :laugh_at: i can see me having a couple more swineflu scares while im here! :weee:

                      If they think you’re really ill with swine flu, they send people in masks/plastic suits round to your home to diagnose you. A guy from work had that done to him, he’s off for 3 weeks with it. The nutter shouldn’t have gone to mexico for his honeymoon tho.

                      #1204719
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                        @joshmow56 345539 wrote:

                        If they think you’re really ill with swine flu, they send people in masks/plastic suits round to your home to diagnose you. A guy from work had that done to him, he’s off for 3 weeks with it. The nutter shouldn’t have gone to mexico for his honeymoon tho.

                        not aware of that happening to anyone i know. they did spray my desk and computer while i was off work tho.

                        #1204720
                        Tank Girl
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                          shit sparkie, mumps now percy pig flu??

                          your not having a good run are you!!

                          hope your better now :group_hug

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