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April 29, 2009 at 1:19 pm #1047167
Grade A bellend, but does a nice line in mousemats.
(i can see TG becoming his best customer! :wink:)
April 29, 2009 at 1:23 pm #1198023Your having a laugh!!! Saw him on Soccer am on saturday…………complete chopper!!
April 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm #1197990AnonymousOkay, so the website is a bit wank – but the fella is an alright actor IMO….. D’…. D’y…. D’y… D’y….D’ya know what I mean??
April 29, 2009 at 1:38 pm #1198024Holeydel;323072 wrote:Okay, so the website is a bit wank – but the fella is an alright actor IMO….. D’…. D’y…. D’y… D’y….D’ya know what I mean??Human traffic….. OK. The Business…..OK, both good films…..he’s a one trick pony though….Pidgeon holed himself………. mate of a mate was in outlaws with him & said he was a chopper just used to go on about the size of his dick and how fucked he was gonna get!!!
April 29, 2009 at 1:39 pm #1197995Holeydel;323072 wrote:Okay, so the website is a bit wank – but the fella is an alright actor IMO….. D’…. D’y…. D’y… D’y….D’ya know what I mean??no. he is 100% shit. (imo :wink:)
April 29, 2009 at 1:42 pm #1198004football factory was officially fucking dire
April 29, 2009 at 1:49 pm #1197991AnonymousWhat doesn ‘Chopper’ mean??
And yeah, the fella is becoming a bit of a typecast, but he took on a slightly different role in The Trench. And then there was Severance which…. was shit, but nothing wrong with Danny. More of a shit movie than anything else. A bit like Eric Bana’s performance in Hulk but on a lesser scale.
Footie factory was okay, it was made to look better when Green Street came out though – man the people who wrote that don’t have a scoobies of what it’s all about
April 29, 2009 at 1:56 pm #1198025Holeydel;323084 wrote:What doesn ‘Chopper’ mean??chop·per (chpr)
n. 1. One that chops: a vegetable chopper.
2. Archaeology A crudely flaked core tool, especially one of the early Paleolithic Period.
3. A device that interrupts an electric current or a beam of radiation.
4. Informal A helicopter.
5. choppers Slang Teeth, especially a set of false teeth.
6. Prick….big one
7. Nobhead (massive)
8. Wanker….perpetual
9. Danny Dire:weee:
April 29, 2009 at 1:57 pm #1197996outlaws is officially the worst film i have ever seen, and thats saying something cause ive seen Crank.
chopper=dick.
April 29, 2009 at 3:43 pm #1198008fucking hell things must be bad for him to release that tacky shite. I’ve seen him in interviews and think he’s a bellend, He ain’t hard at all, i could easily knock fuck outta that soppy c*nt!
April 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm #1198035think hes ok, but is a big of a one trick pony. footy factory was ok, the business was wicked, fuckin love it!!!!
April 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm #1198012This manakin the’re selling looks nothing like him!!
April 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm #1198026DJCliffy;323108 wrote:fucking hell things must be bad for him to release that tacky shite. I’ve seen him in interviews and think he’s a bellend, He ain’t hard at all, i could easily knock fuck outta that soppy c*nt!Id get a lot of pleasure knockin ‘im “abaaaat” a bit!!!:weee:
April 29, 2009 at 4:53 pm #1198033I bet he wears all his own merch 24/7.
April 29, 2009 at 6:50 pm #1198034April 29, 2009 at 6:53 pm #1198016britains deadliest men i think his programme was called, he got ripped so bad on never mind the buzzcocks for that
April 29, 2009 at 7:08 pm #1197988Anonymousaww I quite like Danny Dyer as an actor, but I couldnt comment on his personality. I think theres a film worse than crank, its called crank 2 haha
April 29, 2009 at 7:10 pm #1198017ahhaha crank 2 would be funny to watch just to see how shit it is
April 29, 2009 at 7:28 pm #1197989Anonymousp0lygon-Window;323141 wrote:ahhaha crank 2 would be funny to watch just to see how shit it isIt wouldnt be worth it, not unless vast ammounts of alachol and rugs were consumed! and even then…
April 29, 2009 at 7:31 pm #1198018naaaah it may be funny to laugh at
April 29, 2009 at 8:57 pm #1198002ha ha!!
I said he is a guilty crush, i.e: you know you shouldnt so I dont tend to publisise it :crazy: and certainly wouldnt buy anything
do like the film severence (?sp) though
April 29, 2009 at 9:44 pm #1198009WHAT???? Crank is a wicked film!! Crank 2 is sure to be brilliant as well, a couple hours of mindless and explosive fun, what more could one want??? I suppose most people like arty farty ‘intelligent’ films that deal with issues such as young womanhood / first periods, complex dramas in which the plot involves a person trying to get on in life but cannot as they have a dead foetus attached to their head. Bah!
April 29, 2009 at 9:45 pm #1198003DJCliffy;323195 wrote:I suppose most people like arty farty ‘intelligent’ films that deal with issues such as first periods,wow!!
that’d be the best film in the world
April 29, 2009 at 9:53 pm #1198019c’mon cliffy, though i enjoyed watching crank….. it is such a pile of shit
April 29, 2009 at 11:30 pm #1198013@DJCliffy 323195 wrote:
WHAT???? Crank is a wicked film!! Crank 2 is sure to be brilliant as well, a couple hours of mindless and explosive fun, what more could one want??? I suppose most people like arty farty ‘intelligent’ films that deal with issues such as young womanhood / first periods, complex dramas in which the plot involves a person trying to get on in life but cannot as they have a dead foetus attached to their head. Bah!
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As for Danny Dire… Well, no Idea what he is like in real life, although sounds like a dick from what some of you commented.
I’m bored of all his typecast films in which he plays some nob from london trying to make it big some how involving drugs/woman/fighting, whatever. It was nice to begin with, was a bit different at the time – now It’s well overdone.
I think Jason Statham (sp) is going down that route. Transporter was good mindless fun. Transporter 2 was clinging on a bit, and Transporter 3 looked like it was written by some 40 year old virginial woman. And yes that sentence deserved it’s very own word hehe. In all the fight scenes he quickly whips off his top to use as a weapon of some sort, whilst in between each “knock out” the cameraman takes a varying amount of angle shots of his body as some bint oggles over him. Shittiest film i’ve seen in a while.
Saying that Crank was really funny. Again though, Im not particularly enthusiastic about anymore of his films to be honest.
Also, if I have to sit in a room with another girl commenting on either of these tits while they get their clothes for whatever completely related reason in a film… Erm… Yeah I think I’ve made my point :love:
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